David

A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.

"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."

by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.

Damn, that David stole my boyfriend

by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019

David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word

Oh nut is that David? hide my dug

by David is a poof June 19, 2020

David

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.

Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite

by Unknown_object October 22, 2018

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020