David

The by far most gay person in all of the world
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David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.
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Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart
by Sporkin February 04, 2019
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David is the name for a man who is a fool
Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool
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he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me
by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019
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Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David
by haha you noob April 11, 2020
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An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).
David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 01, 2019
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