meat curtains

Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.
Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.

James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!

Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.

James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!
by kx3 guy March 09, 2011
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Curtain-Call

Female version of Tea-Bagging someone or something.
A gal pal of mine told me she dropped a Curtain-Call on a date, after he passed-out while making-out w/ him,...standing O...;)
by smdvr August 14, 2010
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hamburger curtains

when a girl, (most likely a whore or porn star) is so blown out and loose that the outer labia of her vagina resemble well-cooked red meat, or roast beef
damn yo, i fucked her, but she been hit a few thousand times, you shoulda seen the hamburger curtains on her
by j deezy August 16, 2007
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persian curtain

A pale girl with an unusually dark vagina.
Her vagina was very dark in comparison to the rest of her body, she has a Persian curtain.
by Wrong type of lesbian. May 20, 2016
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Meat Curtains

Meat Curtain- A fat and/ or stretched out pussy.
When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018
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The Shotgun Curtain

The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.
Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.
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wife curtain

a condition in which a husband is rebuked severely by his wife (after, of course, the curtain has been pulled down).
Poor guy, he is a victim of the wife curtain!
by uttam maharjan September 07, 2010
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