Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024

crust

A specific variation of freshman boy, most commonly falling in the "Debate Trash" category. This kind of freshman boy commonly enjoys giving out insults which are most likely a legitament problem of their own. Often uses excessive profanity to prove their point. This type of person is also very hypocritical in the sense that they would for example: call someone a fag and tell them that they are homophobic.

nah bruh, I don't hang out with him, he too crusty

help me, there is crust surrounding me

by døgg May 20, 2016

Crust

The most superficial, deceivingly unimportant aspect of something that holds no real substantial value.

All these kids are so lost in the crust, they need to learn to keep it core.

by Chivemiester22 August 9, 2021

Crust

The dandruff like residue which grows on the heads of insanely retarded hormonal teenage boys e.g. Mohammed Hussain aka Mo

Guy1: Dude, what's that shit in your hair?

Mo: ....Crust...

Guy1: Sorry man, I didn't know you were like that

by Mo_Man October 13, 2012

Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).

My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!

by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025

mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018