Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024

Lollipop crust

Dried up semen.

Yo that chick has lollipop crust on her chin!

by Dried up semen November 17, 2019

Pickle Crust

The dark green crust on a pickle... Self explanitory

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”

by MagicalCripple December 21, 2017

Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).

My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!

by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025

Crust

The dandruff like residue which grows on the heads of insanely retarded hormonal teenage boys e.g. Mohammed Hussain aka Mo

Guy1: Dude, what's that shit in your hair?

Mo: ....Crust...

Guy1: Sorry man, I didn't know you were like that

by Mo_Man October 13, 2012

Stuffed crust

A stuffed crust is when a homosexual man will use the bathroom ( a number 2 ) and not wipe. After an hour when the shit has dried in their ass, they will ask their partner to fuck them raw. Leading to a stuffed crust moment

That last time I got a stuffed crust was at a pizza hut taco bell, I should call him.

by P-wordStank65 January 8, 2021

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018