Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
by forumssuck May 9, 2008
Get the stomach crunchies mug.When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.
Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.
by thisismygoddamnpseudonym July 20, 2010
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by DrFoot October 25, 2003
Get the crunching mug.Only the highest level or bro-ness you can bestow upon someone. Quite possibly the most awesome moniker ever.
by Madcow9865 September 10, 2009
Get the Crunchy Bro-tron 5000 mug.To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.
This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.
This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.
1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."
2- Crunchy?
1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!
2- Crunchy?
1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!
by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009
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Get the arse cruncher mug.1. the use of one or two females (a.k.a. biddys) to support ones self at a part or outing when one is either incapable of supporting himself from intoxication or has a broken ankle, foot, or leg.
Person 1: Man, you have a broken ankle. How are you gunna get around at the party?
Person 2: I'll be fine. I'll just grab some biddy crutches.
Person 2: I'll be fine. I'll just grab some biddy crutches.
by E Pops January 30, 2009
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