by hunkyboy May 27, 2010
Get the vag crumbs mug.n.,v. An act of anal-intercourse with someone who has not wiped their ass properly, thus forming a crusty brown layer over their anus, which crumbles with each thrust.
by Benjamin Liu November 26, 2003
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by Davein February 2, 2009
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Get the Crumlin mug.Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017
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