cooking point

The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.

Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'

Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'

by McBeardyfaceIlovejonin July 12, 2010

Corking

This is a gay act in which the following happens:

A guy has a tiny cork put into his penis hole, and this causes it to strethc. They put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his penis into the first man's penis hole.

Gay guy 1: What do you want to try?
Gay guy 2: Some corking?

by Meteorain July 16, 2006

home cookin'

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..

now that was some good home cookin'

by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004

Corking It

Using pills such as Viagra to achieve a boner.
Much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. It gives you the unfair advantage in competition, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to 'relive the glory days'.

1. Connie: "So last night, me and James were going to make love, when I found out he's been corking it."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

COOKIN

to jack off or to masterbate

i walked in on jordan and he was cookin his meat

by Lawtown January 25, 2007

Crocking

A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"

Crocks are so Crocking hidious!

by YoungYulia August 30, 2006

Croaking

"CROAKING A THONG" This is done by waiting until the end of a long, hot summers day. Grasp the Thong at the top. Pull at a medium to fast pace. This will cause a "CROAKING" noise when the thong rubs against the ass cheeks, which are moisty.

Kinda like rubbing your hand down a foggy window. Or like a croaking bull frog looking for love.

by Master Ecs Sploder August 15, 2011