Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 15, 2023

Crime Locs

Hair that is grown beyond a certain acceptable height but is kept low.
Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys

"Bro, where did Garet get all that hair from"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"

by 242Bahamian242 October 04, 2018

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017