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cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"
by eurocelt June 30, 2017
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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
by RingGo July 23, 2017
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cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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crickets

In place of saying shoot or shucks.
Doug- Did you do the homework?

Ted- Crickets!
by cricketjoe September 12, 2017
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cricket

To be so comfortable in your bed that you start to rub your legs in a fashion similar to that of a cricket.
I was so comfy last night that I began to cricket!
That couch was so comfy that I instantly started cricketing!
by chirp_577 December 3, 2017
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people say that cricket is a boys sport but that is only because they don't want to go up against the girls, if they did they would so lose. Cricket is a hard sport but silly people think that you do nothing, try batting for 120 balls then I want to see what you say. Sprinters would be good pace bowlers and cross country runners would be good batsmen.
person1: cricket is so freakin lame and easy
person2: oh yeah go bat for 120 balls without getting out and then honestly tell me its easy
by pineapplepeeps May 21, 2018
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Cricket

Cricket : A person who chirps off(challenges) another but goes quiet the second the challenge is excepted.
Did you see Mandy chirping at her neighbor? She shut up the minute the neighbor stept out. Big little Cricket there .
by B Silent May 31, 2018
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