Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.

Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now

by Dog_vagina June 28, 2015

Cricket

loud and obnoxious

My friend B. M. is a Cricket but is also a cockroach sometimes

by anonymous January 19, 2022

cricket chirp

My favorite trans gay boi

Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp

by Vinny snøw December 21, 2018

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....

Fucking glitter cricket....

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

cricket

A really amazing person, who, might not seem like anything at first sight, but, ends up truly surprising you. A cricket might not be the most noticeable or eye-catching person in the room, but once you meet them, they are the spotlight of everything you do. Its truly an honor to love a cricket.

"He might not seem like much, but trust me, he's a true cricket."

by Urny Purny November 21, 2021