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crappernetting

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Using the Internet from a wireless device, such as a PDA or cellphone, while going to the bathroom. Advanced Crappernetting, which is using the Internet while standing up and peeing, is only recommended for experts or people who have highly dextrous tongues.
Dude, got to go crappernet.
by granada April 14, 2005
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Camper

a term given to a one-night-stand who will just not leave your place the next morning even after giving them the signal it is time for them to go. A camper typically stays for an hour or more. There are 5 stages of campers and each stage gets worse.

Note to editor: I just submitted a definition with all the stages, but saw that shorter may be better. But of course, do whatever you like with both entries.
"Dude. She was definitely a stage 5 camper. After staying at my place for 3 hours after we woke up, she still would not leave. She checked her facebook on my computer, ate MY food, and even asked to start a movie. Seriously bro, I can't handle campers."
by P_tothe_J March 18, 2011
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Crapper

Kid: Hey mom, I'm gonna go use the crapper.
Mom: OK, don't take too long.
by doorkonb333369 August 7, 2012
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food camper

a person that enjoys the really annoying act of eating food really slowly and taking frequent brakes to chew for a long time. Makes other people want to grab the food from the person's hands and shove it out the window
Guy 1: Hey Fred, stop being a food camper and lets head over to the movies

Fred: nom... nom... nom... nom...
by dragonflyerSW March 15, 2012
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Angry Camper

Were you take alot of laxatives on late Friday night going canping with you girl friend and hour later ur fucking the bitch and tell her ur 🥜 and then quickly shit all over her face!!
"I told my homie yesterday that i gave my bitch a Angry Camper"
by twinkiekikr60 May 23, 2018
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camper

An SOD Member who repeatedly sits in one spot then waits for you to pop your head out to shoot you. Then when you stop running to catch your breath and shoot SODWolfPack-jr who is then shot and is called a camper by the target.
"CAN YOU SAY CAMPER"

"Dude that isnt camping your just dumb"
by ][THC][KingLaylow April 14, 2005
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