cramsay

An amazin person sexy amazin

You are a cramsay, youre like the sexiest person ever.

by Woot Woot Woot March 15, 2008

air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

by M Smoov June 22, 2009

carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

cramster

fist and penis injected into vagina at the same time. With other fist shoved into ass pushing hamster into oblivion.

Can you handle the cramster!

by willie really August 23, 2009

The Cramp

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

Cock Sucker's Cramp

When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.

Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.

Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!

by Groscave December 7, 2012

craminhom

A cock, dick, lol

Proper noun

Suck my Craminhom, please.

by Princepeach October 19, 2007