Faux crab

Imitation crab meat sold mostly at chinese buffets and supermarkets in the seafood section. Faux crab resembles real crab meat, but is artificial and cheaper than real crab.

Dude this crab dip tastes great." "Yeah, and its faux crab too!

by Natwdawg March 12, 2011

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021

crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.

Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner

by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016

crab cave

Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.

Bob: Yo mark did you hear about Beckys clapped up crab cave?
Mark: Ye man that shit was crazy!

by The Cave Explorer April 18, 2019

spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.

Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”

by Md crab boy July 3, 2023

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017

burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011