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Courtney

man that courtney cant spell
by Cwart January 31, 2019
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golf course

A place where black people are not allowed.

A suburban cesspool, where Republicans over the age of 50 unite.
Try playing some other wussy sport, like Tennis.
by momenti December 15, 2004
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food court druid

The Nerdy, and often pimply kids who sit in the lunch room and play games like: Magic the gathering, Yu-gi-Oh, and even a rousing game of Pok`e Mon has been known to break out from this class pf people. Always found in the lunch room at their own table yelling about a spell that was cast.
Watching the food court druids play their
card games made me realize that maybe suicide wasnt the only option.

Did you see the food court druid fight today? there were totally magic/yu-gi-oh/Pokemon cards everywhere.
by Ian Jones May 13, 2005
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Court Rivals

A browser-based fantasy basketball game. Users create a basketball player, join teams with others, and compete against other teams. There are different leagues, and divisions within the leagues.
Relatively popular, it's undergone very few changes of late which has led to some discontent amongst the user base.

Worth noting that both of the other definitions were created by ex-members who became disenfranchised once they realized that they weren't the center of the CR universe. Both became very unpopular with other users. One's name actually became synonymous with being a spammer.
Insult delivered to an unpopular spammer on Court Rivals: "Are you Tarheels?"
by Hellishly January 10, 2010
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courteney cox

Marissa's guardian angel, her hero.
Ever since Marissa was a young girl she had looked up to her role model, Courteney Cox.
by unknown anonymous person. November 20, 2007
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Courtney

Most of the time is a girl sometimes a boy. Originally started as a boys name.

Courtney is a very brave courageous person with a outgoing personality. Always very pretty and loved by all. A very nice person everyone knows. :)
Person one: my best friend is coming over.
Person two: which one?
Person one: oh her name is Courtney.
Person two: oh she's awesome!!
by The best1234 February 5, 2010
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Courtney

1. A Passionate, Gorgeous, Sexy, and Smart girl. Courtney’s are popular, outgoing and always fun to be around. They can be bitchy, but that’s just because they are better than you. They are often the life of the party and like it that way. Courtney’s eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, corners of the earth.

2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.

3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.

4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.

5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
Man, did you see that girl! She was a Courtney!

I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.

(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.

I wish I was more like Courtney

Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
by Courtstheshitandyourstill2nd February 7, 2010
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