Cogitatiology

There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!

Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

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Corbin

Corbin is a bong rat, home wrecker, and has under developed chest. He will go to the gym every night to compensate, flex in the mirror, but still has trouble growing facial hair consistently. Nonetheless, he will sit on his balcony people watching every afternoon.

Hey Corbin, I heard you wanna go to the strippers

by Bgee August 15, 2024

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cogito ergo sum

'i think therefore i am'

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*

by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024

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