law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”

The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.

by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

Rule of Conversations

The Rule of Conversations is to only be the first to start a conversation with someone online or over text twice in a row lest you always be annoying them

"Have you talked to Lacy recently?"

"No I started conversations the past two times; if she really wants to put in effort in this friendship, she needs to start one now!"

"Ah, the Rule of Conversations, huh?"

by thetealord October 9, 2022

delete myself from this conversation

Exit the conversation either because you are mindblown by it or its so cringe, you gotta bounce

Bruh, Imma delete myself from this conversation.

by krentech June 23, 2023

Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

Hard Problem of Conservation

The Hard Problem of Conservation examines why conservation laws exist and whether they are absolute or context-dependent. While physics treats conservation as fundamental, this problem asks whether conservation emerges from deeper symmetries, probabilistic structures, or multiversal bookkeeping. It also questions how conservation operates across universe boundaries, dimensional layers, or extraphysical domains. If energy, information, or causality can move between realities, the problem becomes whether conservation is local, global, or merely an approximation within limited physical frames of reference.

Hard Problem of Conservation — Example

A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026