Colaboard

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

by Mepman April 18, 2012

Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

by Mepmanb June 15, 2012

colabrium

colabrium means soda in perfect balance...a well formulated bubbly drink to be enjoyed by everybody.

As he was drinking his pop he realized it was a colabrium.

by dr.x. October 3, 2012

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

Colamaria

The act of being the best dart player in the world.

I won my 301 tonight... I just might be the Colamaria!

by oZmium September 24, 2012

colamping

penises

i have a large colamping

by manfaceguyiscolamping November 2, 2013

coima

Spanish (Mexican) for "a bribe".

Siempre se les dan las coimas.

by Haplesslearner November 12, 2013