cockitchy

1)A short ass rat bitch who lies.
2) Cockitchy is a lying little rat if u don't love him that on jah

3) Pussy detectives bf
gay

"Filthy Cockitchy kin"

by ahastinky October 20, 2019

The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

by i-ain May 30, 2009

cock blockula

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

by bradlay July 4, 2008

YEP COCK

YEP COCK is a Twitch meme popularized in a Reckful stream. It derivated from the Twitch emote YEP (Pepe with a slight smile), and COCK was added so people could spam the emote in the chat. It can be used in whatever context.

What's a YEP COCK?
YEP, COCK

by Haomakk May 18, 2020

Cock in the Cunt

A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?

by let me use my old name July 2, 2009

cock slub

To slap another persons face with an erect penis.

I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.

by phx April 22, 2003

cocking it off

slang male masturbating

High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night

by Robert James Pilcher September 1, 2008