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Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma August 23, 2016
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Bill Clinton

A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
Hey I gave a Bill Clinton to this bitch the other day and they tried to say it was my jizz!
by ChronosOm February 20, 2021
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Bill Clinton

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick

And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉
by anonymous November 22, 2020
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Clinton Robinson

is usally a man who is blessed with a gaint penis and is great at intercourse.
by sam12221222122 October 19, 2011
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Bill Clinton

"...want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton..."
by knifeinmyhands December 11, 2022
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clinton

the best dad ever loving and kind and very hard working everyday and is very enthusiastic
clinton is smart so smart
by anonymous May 17, 2021
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Bill Clinton

Getting a blowjob from a female coworker and keeping it a secret from ur Wife/Gf long enough for all ur co workers to find out about it before her..
Did u hear bro just pulled a bill Clinton at work today !
by xXxSTTRxXx April 17, 2024
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