Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.

Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?

by calgaryboy February 8, 2013

Cleveland Transfer

Where a person (usually male) shits into the anus of another person and proceeds to fuck it.

I taught Brandy the Cleveland Transfer and last night she asked me to 'transfer' her a load.

by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009

Cleveland-V

A V-Neck Shirt, typically plain or with a small amount of text, that's depth reaches, but is not limited to, the latitude of the armpit. Started in the Cleveland, Ohio region shortly after the departure of Lebron James, although the reason behind such timing is largely unknown.

Your crew neck shirt doesn't compare to that Cleveland-V.

by Cleveland-V August 2, 2010

cleveland tornado

when u do a girl in the butt and she starts to shit and you spin her around while shes shitting

i had to clean up the mess after i gave becky a cleveland tornado

by DTERR December 28, 2004

Cleveland Bukkake Special

You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.

definition pretty much explains it

by john February 7, 2005

cleveland steamer

Quickly heating the female orifice to be used as a fornication semen receptacle. Best employed rhetorically.

Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.

After she saw him the the first time last night Steve seemingly could do nothing to arouse her. After blowing smoke up her ass he tried the cleveland steamer to make her receptive to his planned penetration. Smoke, steam, cajoling... none of these would distract her from laughing about his penis.

Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.

by PassionTrain August 29, 2012

cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

by KEMTD May 4, 2006