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john clarke

by xfinxmarkx00 January 28, 2017
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Clarke

Turns into a big smoker he has about 40 fegs in him in a day he is caring / licks
Out kamile 24/7
by Josssssshhh October 17, 2019
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Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
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Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.
by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019
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Lynn Clarke

Man, our name has been Lynn Clarked.
by TINC:( December 4, 2020
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Clark

Verb: To clap and bark in appreciation of some moronic action or statement.
When that anti-vaxxer shit-talked that doctor on Fox, Dude totally clarked!
by Ekralc December 13, 2020
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Emily Clarke

Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*

"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"

I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
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