Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

by Serran December 28, 2005

chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida

Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?

by Tony November 14, 2003

Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

chester

a very good cat name, not over-used and not embarrassing for your cat. also quite good when baby-talking your cat. DO NOT use for a dog, isn't as nice

person A: do you have a cat or dog?

person B: i'll give you a hint: his name is chester

person A: ohh so it's a cat! cool name

by thelittlemermaid.age22 October 10, 2011

Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.

Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

cluster fuckish

a past tence definistion for a crouded area

the mall was cluster fuckish today i could hardly move around without bumping into someone.

by dylon88 January 2, 2012

chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car

(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009