Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
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Put up your Christmas tree: you'll become Christmasaphied!!
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“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”
“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”
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