Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020

Chinese Moonroof

(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile

“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”

by DoinksScoobs October 16, 2018

Chinese marbling

When a girl is proforming fillatio and twists your testicles into testicular torsion.

she was Chinese marbling me and i have to goto the doctor.

by kodiak2448 December 27, 2014

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

chinese economics

People living without luxuries

Rich using chinese economics to keep more profits from poor people.

by Lurking Singh September 17, 2020

Chinese Checkers

Eating puss.

Hey Alyssa ... Do you want to play Chinese checkers?

by Swag_Muff69 December 13, 2022

chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

by jh911 September 28, 2014