Chinese Tsunami

The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.

Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
by Random Malaysian May 09, 2013
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Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.
My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?
by Rosie python March 12, 2022
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Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.
Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!
by baronvonfritz May 05, 2020
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Chinese Toothpick

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks
by Son of a gimp December 21, 2019
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chinese hotdog

happens when chinese boys stick dick in between girls buns
last night wan-kim gave becky a chinese hotdog
by monstahotdong March 05, 2014
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Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.
"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"
by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016
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Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)
For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.
by URMOMMY:D March 01, 2022
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