Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019

Chinese Prut

Lithium ion battery's that are unbranded and have most likely fake capacities.

What a scam, there is Chinese Prut in my replacement battery pack!

by Eenrandomaccountvoordezesite May 20, 2021

Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Chinese Dufflebag

Having protected sex and after you tie it up and slap you're partner in the face with it.

AFTER I PULLED OUT OF TAMMY I GAVE HER A GOOD OLE' CHINESE DUFFLEBAG!

by Pho-King Germum November 1, 2023

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017