Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 04, 2011
A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019
by Frederick Yeo November 13, 2023
A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory
Drink this it will put balls on your chest
by Cjleyland May 15, 2020
Verb: when a women’s cleavage gulps a dick like a thirsty seeing eye dog gulps water after being obediently stuck to his blind owners side for 48 hours
“I can’t make the photo shoot , I chest chugged Phillip all night and now I have a bruise under my chin”
by Gnome 3248 September 25, 2021
by Mr. Enigma September 24, 2021
Another word for boobs, breasts, milk makers, melons, puppies, the twins, jugs, jiggly bigglies, bosom, knockers, etc...
Chad: “Duuuude, did you see Mrs. Snortbilly’s chest sag yesterday?!”
Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”
Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”
Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”
Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”
Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”
Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”
by Who finna bink my boink? September 29, 2018