Cheeto Water

When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange

Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.

by Arsonborbisthekeytolife March 25, 2022

cheetolicker

when an asshole licks all the fucking cheetos and puts them back WITHOUT EATING THEM!

Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle licked all the cheetos and put them in the bag.

KYLE STOP BEING A GOD DAMN CHEETOLICKER

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle May 5, 2022

Cheeto

cheating hoe

this cheeto gets on my FUCKING NERVES!!! I'm throwing this ring.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 7, 2022

Cheeto

A loser, a nerd, that studies all day and does not go to any parties or have any friends.

That dude Cameron is a Cheeto, he has never drank alcohol in his life

We have to kill all Cheetos. They are a waste of oxygen.

Please don't invite that Cheeto to this party.

by DickyDaddy June 7, 2022

Cheeto dusting

When a fat ginger sneaks by with a fart. Crop dusting but with gingers only.

Gearal the fat ginger Cheeto dusting the buffet table.

by 4$$5013 August 3, 2022

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Cheetosacks

Donald Trumps Testicles

My sister thought I said Cheetosacks.

by Bluefire865577 December 23, 2022