Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.

While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"

by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010

unstable cheese

Cheese that comes from the Fast Food stores where the cheese on the burgers is not cooked right and if breaks off while you hold it in your hands. Often you find yourself in the situation where you are using your laptop, or playing a PSP. or simply reading the newspaper. then a piece of cheese breaks off and lands on whatever gets on it's way.

Person #1: O'sht, unstable cheese got my PSP screen!
Person #2: Har Har, should sue Macdonald's for it. If fat people can sue them for being fat, then it wount hurt if we sue for Unstable cheese.

by SmexMuffinMan December 7, 2006

Bavarian cheese whistle

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time

Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!

by fnIrish January 17, 2009

blue cheese moon

verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples

God! Stop blue cheese mooning me!

by wileywatermelon February 23, 2011

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

nigga cheese

A fungus that grows on the blackman from being in the heat to long.

Damn i found some nigga cheese on the street, that shit was janky (see janky)

by Nigga Jones April 26, 2006