Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 23, 2022

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Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff

If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson

by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019

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The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 10, 2023

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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.

Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g

by D Slayer please have my kids March 02, 2022

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