Its when you take your partner tip them in butter, roll them in flour and then have sex with them while eatting it.
by Rasheedpoopynose November 07, 2010
When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.
by MC Stin May 23, 2012
When a female has left her tracks or braids in her head so long, the grow out (or the weave) starts to resembe the shag carpet in your grandmothers basement. Does not exclude those females that dont know how to moisturize their weave to prevent "thirsty-ness".
Wanetta assumed that using "pink lotion" would allow her to keep her weave in her head for 6 months and prevent it from lookin like shag carpet.
by hotenuf13 April 01, 2008
A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.
It is addicted to myspace.
It is addicted to myspace.
Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"
Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"
Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"
by Daniel (look it up) October 22, 2006
is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).
Also known as "Chafed Dick."
Also known as "Chafed Dick."
At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.
by Sirlottawin November 23, 2011
by Jkap November 02, 2003