The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010
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A ugly ass bitch who has never had his period. He probably has several disorders auctioneers couldn't pronounce. He has no friends except for that one teacher his parents paid to give him a blow job. Carter brings a women's water bottle to school every fucking day and uses an ipad to watch minecraft porn. My mans got a $25 gift card to K-Mart and bought his wardrobe for the year.
Carter was in the back of the class watching minecraft porn so i decided to send him his younger brothers sex tape.
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Get the Carter Brown mug.Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.
Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.
by ConcernedJobSeeker April 4, 2010
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After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.
by The Big Dog2617 August 22, 2011
Get the Career Woman Grip mug.Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.
The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.
Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.
PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.
Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.
PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.
by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011
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