capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.

capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker

by СукаБлять June 19, 2021

Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

Capitalizer

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.

Hi There How Are You?

Why did you write your message like that you capitalizer?

by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL

A board game that is played like checkers and comes with 2 master JAPANNOES with red and blue band's and 20 black nigjas with red and blue band's this game is called BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL the original board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 12, 2022

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit

"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

capitalism

the raccoon who put you on a plane and shipped you to an island in the middle of nowhere so you can do unpaid forced labor for him

tom nook is the sedition of capitalism. that’s it. that’s the entry

by i don’t know who i am either December 15, 2021