Royal Canadian Air Cadets

Literally the most stressful place on Earth. A place to meet friends, loved ones, and mortal enemies. A place that may seem nice and cheery on the outside, but in reality, it's a hellhole with no coordination or proper planning.

my friend: Hey, do you wanna do something on Saturday?
me: Sorry, I have cadets.
my friend: I hope you come back in one piece.
me: Thanks but I won't.

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

by that person we all know October 2, 2019

Reverse Canadian

the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.

Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.

by Super boss dude guy October 31, 2010

Canadian freeze

when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.

person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?

person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!

Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life

by rufcamat February 18, 2010

Canadian Silly String

The act of ejaculating seamen while bouncing up and down on a trampoline.

Danny thought it would be funny to jump up on the trampoline and shower the crowd with canadian silly string.

by xvaluedrivenx July 13, 2010

Canadian log jam

When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.

Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!

by Stevohawking August 19, 2015

Canadian Ice Dispenser

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.

It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.

by punksweeper October 16, 2015

Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017