Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

carpetfagger

(n) -- an opportunist that makes money by capitalizing on the acceptance of GLBT America, even though he or she was completely uninterested in GLBT business in the past due to public opinion.

"That carpetfagger wouldn't cater a gay wedding last year, but now that the Supreme Court has opened up gay marriage, he sees he can make some real money!"

by kulte July 30, 2013

carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching

I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.

by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014

carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink October 5, 2016

carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth

I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!

by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016