Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020

Callum pratt

A guy that thinks he’s a top shotter and runs dead ends

Your not a bad man just a Callum Pratt

by Drayts December 5, 2019

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

Callum

An extreme insult to welsh people everywhere

Hey mini callum

by The mEmE fAm September 12, 2017

Callum

The biggest whore in the universe

Callum is such a fat fucking whore

by Meowshka April 3, 2020

Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Callum Crichton

Callum is a boy with a large personality, he is fun to be around, he is nevertheless afraid to speak his mind and always gives second chances

Callum Crichton is usually a male name

by Rebeca May November 6, 2016