cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

by the_cactus February 13, 2010

Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

evil_cactus

A tubby, greasy guy whos life long ambition is to loose weight

Man i eat food like cactus

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

cacksucker

One who wants the cack

You know you want my cack

by Ken May 7, 2005

Cactus Cowboy

Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.

by Someone much smarter than you August 6, 2008

cactus

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

by Bluzare June 1, 2020

Your Some Cactus!

A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?

You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!

There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!

by Berserker24 December 7, 2010