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Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021
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Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.
by Durant35 November 1, 2012
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crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…
Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.
by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023
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Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 3, 2023
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Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
by Cripsy January 4, 2019
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Crispy Enterprises

A Swedish Full-Time Email Copywriter who provides emails for clients in their voice to grow their sales.

Disciplined, hard-working, and a supporter.
Crispy Enterprises, the top rated Email Copywriter.
by newsnews January 26, 2024
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crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023
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