Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )

Okay Count Fagula ! You do you.

by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024

it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.

"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

Doesn't Count

Sorry suit guy.

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

Count Vanillula

the white man's count chocula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 17, 2023