No YumYum without con dums!

prevention to avoid unwanted pregnancies. Or, when you are horny but you can't do it with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Boy: I'm kinda horny
Girl: Not tonight babe, no yumyum without con dums!

by 712ea March 1, 2011

KANYED (pronounced con-yayed)

To be,have or experience a complete fuck up of what is the norm. A term given to a person or circumstance that is completely stupid.

My airline completely Kanyed (pronounced con-yayed) my ticket. My car broke down and now I'm kanyed (pronounced con-yayed) out here in the middle of nowhere...

by Jenna Tulz September 24, 2009

J-Con

When one nigga tries to make another nigga flinch by faking him out with a pose of intimidation

"Yo I just J-conned the shit out of ogi"-Zach
"What the fuck is a J-con?"-Mac

by tonnce January 20, 2009

willy con carne

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.

"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy

by JackandCairo February 23, 2011

caudy con

caudy con is simply a synonym for weed, marijuna, kill, herb, pot, ect.

Where's the caudy con?

I got the caudy con.

Smoke that caudy con.

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

Pro: vs. Con:

A game of wits and challenge to see who can say the weirdest thing when they take either side of pro or con. This keeps going like the energizer bunny, and the only rules are that there are no rules!

Pro: A jellyfish eats nothing but sand and whey!
Con: Harps dont carry people in their trunks!

by Spandy April 30, 2005