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When one nigga tries to make another nigga flinch by faking him out with a pose of intimidation
"Yo I just J-conned the shit out of ogi"-Zach
"What the fuck is a J-con?"-Mac
J-Con by tonnce January 20, 2009
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J-con girl 

A slutty, unattractive girl, that most likely has a std and would lets guys suck on her tits.
That Agatha is such a j-con girl, letting everyone suck on her tits.
J-con girl by Brandon Kraft January 7, 2010
An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong
yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?
J cone by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

J M S converters 

a factory setting that is continuely running out of supplies, and its management staff consists of dildos.
This place is a J M S converters. or
This place is a shit hole.
J M S converters by Lisa Lovely August 19, 2006

Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) 

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

Connor J Harris 

Connor J Harris is a talented un-signed singer from Birmingham (England). He is gorgeous, talented, caring, sweet, funny, happy, understanding, inspirational and loveable.
He's always smiling and is unique, he doesn't try to be anyone else but himself. He as an AMAZING voice and he is an inspiration to many people. He is an idol to many people and has taught his supporters to dream until your dreams come true. He has so much potential and he will go far in music!
Connor J Harris has over 4,000 supporters on twitter, people have made fan pages for him and he has over 500 likes so far on facebook.
Connor J Harris by Beki Merrygold ; ) December 12, 2011

Pobly J. Cononers 

mcgillicudy
If you are truly part of the "Kiss Army," then perhaps you would partake in kissing my Pobly J Cononers.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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