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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
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Commi

Variant of Commie.

1.) A slang/derogatory name for a member or advocate of the Communist party or movement.

2.) A name, used by some incorrectly but purposely, to label and attack any person who is supporting politically leftist or liberal causes. Often creating a strawman situation.
Joseph McCarthy wanted to confront and eliminate the perceived 'Commi' threat of the 1950's with radical action.

An aggressive conservative might label liberal candidates favoring some socialist causes, such as universal health care, as 'commis' with the intention to paint them negatively.
by Fruf April 24, 2008
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commiserate

To pity
by Larstait November 7, 2003
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commitment

1. To be loyal to an organization, person or fan base

2. The act of committing
3. The act of following through
He was a loyal customer and that is proven by his commitment to only shop here.

She is a loyal gf because she is acknowledges commitment.

I have a prior commitment, thereby will not be able to meet you for lunch.
by PineappleJuice March 4, 2015
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commieboo

A commieboo is someone who strongly believes in communism and the power of the Soviet Union. Commieboos always win from wehraboos because Russians rush for B whilst Germans rushed to M, S and L.
Wehraboo: Tigers are the best tanks ever made
Tiger: *breaks every 2.5 meters*
commieboo: i think you meant our IS-2
by This Degenerate June 11, 2019
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CommiePringle

Toe sucking Filipino man currently on the loose somewhere in Japan. Be aware he will sneak into your house and suck your toes dry.

Call the police if you see this creepy Filipino guy and hear him talking about toes.

He will suck your toes through video games as well.....
CommiePringle sucked my grandpas toes
by AnonymousRuskie1402 September 12, 2018
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commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
by Dietrich September 3, 2007
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