An arrogant self entitled doucher who will let you know at every opportunity they are "colorado native". Hates texans due to texans being their main competition in the running for gayest amount of state pride. Typically found driving a Subaru with a mountain bike rack on it.
build up a large load over a long period of time. When your about to bust, place your dick on top of her head (in a roman helmet sort of fashion) and avalanche your load down her face. hence, the colorado avalanche.
after we didnt bang for a month, i felt it necessary to coloradoavalanche her. her face was then glazed over.