Cock Fiend

A person who wants the cock constantly. Can't be in the presence of one and not touch it.

DAMN! why am I such a cock fiend?

by SmartOne April 25, 2005

cock for dolly

A perfect fit, or especially appropriate.

Can you hand me that wrench? This one's too small... Ah, now THAT'S the cock for Dolly!

by bB March 22, 2005

Cock Cheddar

When a man forgets to wash his cock, thus, allowing 'chedder' to grow under his 'skin flap'

"Matthew have you washed? You have cock cheddar"

by Melissa & Matthew January 13, 2009

Cotswold Cock

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.

They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023

Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

by botoxthisbotoxthat January 09, 2021

Cock wig

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

by berk13 May 27, 2009

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019