Clawdabbered

adj. The state of being inebriated or drunk

Jackson is so clawdabbered he can't even walk straight!

by A Clockwork Alex October 9, 2008

claws in

used when insults or disses get out of hand and you want the cattiness or bitchiness to stop. Typically used when gay men are getting too critical of one another.

Claws in, Mary... you're getting on my nerves and you're not all that either.

by Chris Kast March 14, 2007

Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

retract the claws

its a saying, 'retract the claws' cats have claws and only get them out when angry/fighting so 'retract the claws' as in you dont want to start a cat fight, saying often used more by girls.

UR SUCH A BITCH!!!' 'Gees i was only joking...retract the claws

by aperson? December 30, 2010

Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F May 1, 2006

Meowla Clawft

An especially slutty cat, can be used to describe a dead cat as well. Combination of Lara Croft and a (sexy) dead cat. Meowla Claft is also Russian.

"Dude did you see that dead cat? It was kinda sexy."

"Yeah bro, total Meowla Clawft!"

MEOWLAAA CLAWWWWWFT

by dat ray town boi October 16, 2010

Clawportunity

An oppurtunity for one of the jewish decent or one who has jewish qualities to use his claw.

"Damn, that was a total clawportunity for mitch brown to get a free cigarette."

by NewJerseyDevil January 4, 2012