Slam my clam

The female equivalent of "Bust my balls"

My boys wanted to slam my clam over the picture I drew on their box lunch yesterday.

by Jersey Gourmet October 17, 2010

your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"

"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"

by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015

Clam-Jam

(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.

"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."

by Colleen E. January 12, 2008

clam

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

by VegaEnterprises July 25, 2008

Clam crush

Adj: The female version of a bromance.

Sally and Jane totally have a clam crush going on right now.

by Ohyea! September 19, 2009

Man Clam

A muscular tube leading from the external rectum to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter exits and solid mass enters. Typically found on a human male (pending gender identity).

A gay slang term coined by Gay PornStar Pierce Paris.

The "Man Clam" is usually opened by a finger, tounge, strap-on or penis.

by @pierceparisxxx August 6, 2017