Alberta Chili Bowl 

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.

"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."

Alberta Chili Bowl by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012

welcome to chili's 

When you are all alone and bored so you just look in the mirror and be like welcome to chili's. On rare occasions it is used by the chili's staff to welcome.

*Saturday night all alone*

To myself out loud "WELCOME TO CHILI'S"

welcome to chili's by Yosniel January 9, 2018

crack chili 

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)

This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!

crack chili by Pastor Jeffrey September 8, 2022

New York Chili Dog 

Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.

Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.

New York Chili Dog by DirtyDoc May 31, 2016

pot of chili

A pot of chili is when you're really sick to your stomach and have terrible diarrhea. Then before you can flush you have to hop off and vomit Into that same , very full toilet. This making a pot of chili

Oh my god... I was so F'in sick after that Indian food I ended up making a HUGE pot of chili.

pot of chili by HayColtZoc September 16, 2013

White Chili Cheese Dog 

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.

"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."

White Chili Cheese Dog by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018

Gates Chili High School

A high school based in Rochester, New York which is a prison where parents who don't give a shit about their kid send them. The groups that are most common in schools are PR's, ignant black people who stab others with rat tail combs, white people who think they're as black as Djimon Hounsou (from Blood Diamond), and most of the county's whores who produce a fair percentage of it's population. And don't forget that half of the school's population that sell drugs and are pimps. And the other half are innocent kids who are thrown in there because it's cheep and teaches them how to survive in the wild. Also, the school finds it necessary to put most of the black kids in the purple hall.

Jim: Yo dude, you hear about Gates Chili High School?
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!

Gates Chili High School by Super Colonel February 9, 2012