Buzz Bomb Warranty

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.

"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"

by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005

Buzz Fics

Short, usually improvised stories incorporating the current top search terms. Buzz Fics are designed to attract the attention of search engines, especially on technorati.

Have you read the latest callous and opportunistic Buzz Fics on Buzz Shark?

by ineffabilliken April 24, 2007

Academic buzz saw

When a teacher or professor purposely asks a hard question and forces a student to answer it. The student will likely get the question wrong and suffer mild to moderate humiliation in front of his or her peers. It is like being cut into pieces by academics

Professor: "How could Einstein's theory of relativity be disproved using basic calculus? Anyone? Come one, stick your head into the academic buzz saw."

by Yourffriend September 24, 2014

buzzing my ass

One step beyond busting your ass.

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.

by S3nd41 December 12, 2020

Buzz Lightyear Pussy

When her shit takes you to the proverbial black hole.

Yo dude she be bussin' that buzz lightyear pussy! To infinity and beyond

by Dr. Bmur March 17, 2022

Hassle my buzz

1. To make fool of an idea.
2. To reject an idea.
3. To block an idea by making it look foollish.

Just because you disagree with me doesn't mean you should hassle my buzz.

I love hassling the buzz of Obama. He is so wrong.

by AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM August 20, 2010

Buzz Lightyear Kill

It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.

Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.

Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.

by bbcard1 August 14, 2011