butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

Poopy Butthole

A person who is acting annoying and bothersome. (A pain in the butt)

Person 1: Bro my cousin is such a poopy butthole.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 3: He rapped and murdered my entire family. Even my dog.

by Cucaracha May 9, 2022

hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

butthole fingers

When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.

Damn those butthole fingers smell like shit!

by ZiggyZ21 November 19, 2016

Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.

* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.

by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019

Micro Butthole

a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis

"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 7, 2023