booty hurt

When something doesn't go your way, or you don't have something you want, or anything that makes you feel all pissy (like if you were denied getting laid.)

She's all booty hurt cos no one likes her nappy ass weaves.

by Jenny No.2 May 8, 2003

Booty Dirt

The dirty, brown, non-fecal, scuff marks that are left on your freshly cleaned toilet seat after someone who has a dirty sweaty ass sits on your toilet, and squirms. This phenomenon is usually cured when the nasty culprit washes their dirty ass.

Jaslene yells to Cherise, "Girl is this shit on your toilet seat?" Cherise replies, "Naw girl its prolly,"booty dirt." "My brother don't know how to wash his nasty ass!"

by RICO1976 April 24, 2009

Pookie Booty

Some one who has the booty that's not huge, but perky and round, secure, and filling. The perfect BUTT in other words.

I got to have me some pookie booty!

by Two-Tone February 3, 2010

booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

by Jedibean January 10, 2008

J Lo Booty

(Noun) A person, usually female, with and exremly large butt.

(noun A person with a large good looking butt.

That girl has a J Lo booty.

by X-L February 23, 2005

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

booty pirate

A dude who likes to fuck ass.

The dude in jail that steals your ass and fucks you in it.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots.
I heard Carlos fucked his woman in the butt, he is such a booty pirate.

by 616 September 17, 2006