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Booskie

A friend you hang with all the time. Someone who you do everything with like go to movies and trips. You are not in relationship just there for one another until you agree with the person your friend should be with. So it is your kick it partner.
My Booskie and I are going to watch movies tonight.
I can't wait to go my Booskie soccer game.
by soccermom August 6, 2013
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booked

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
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The Book

Facebook. This internet fad has grown to the level of popularity where it does not require distiction from other books, much like Kylie, Beyonce, Bono or Hitler.
Pers1: Are you on The Book?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?
by Šteggs October 8, 2007
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I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."
Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."
by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004
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Book

Book:

A book is a clever analogy used to talk about girls.

Girls are books that can be read by guys.

Guys who are looking for a quick read are typically looking for a quick hook up with a girl. However, if a guy is looking for a novel, then he is looking for a long lasting relationship.

There are two things to look for in a book: The cover and the plot. The cover is how attractive the girl is, and the plot is their personality.

If you got to first base with a girl, then it is the equivalent of getting past the title page and into the table of contents. Getting to second base is reading a book like you would read braille...with your hands. Having sex with a girl is finishing the book.

When you break up with the girl, it is known as "putting it back on the shelf", and if you dump them harshly, its known as ripping the pages and breaking the spine.

If you heard things about that book, for example if she is a slut or something, you would say you read about that book in a book critique/review.

The Library is known as a place to pick up books. This is known to be a typical girl hangout. You can also "order" books through friends by having them hook you up.

The names of the girls that you are talking about can be interchanged for book titles through clever play on their names.

Note: Girls generally do not like being considered as inanimate objects such as books.
Example 1:
"Dude why couldn't you hang out last night?"
"Sorry, I was too busy reading my book."
"Sweet, how far did you get into it?"
"I was reading it like braille, and almost finished it, but then I got tired of reading and had to go home"

Example 2:
"Daaayum look at that cover on that book"
"I read that that book was a total whore in some book review"
"I don't care man, I'm just looking for a quick read"

Example 3:
"I'm getting pretty tired of this book."
"What are you gonna do?"
"I'm probably gonna put it back on its shelf. I don't wanna rip it apart like I did to my last book."
"Cool. I'm hanging onto my book for a while man. She's like the Harry Potter series...it's gonna take me a while to finish."
by CC Sebathia October 7, 2009
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Big Book Thumper

1. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous who takes the Spirituality in the brotherhood of AA very seriously.

2. A member of AA who carries the Big Book with him for constant reference.

3. A person overly obsessed with the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions of AA.
1. Bill has been in AA for over 20 years, he has become a Big Book Thumper and quotes from it every chance he gets.

2. Mary was a sponcee of Bill, the Big Book Thumper. She could not do anything without Bill quoting something to her from the AA bible he carried.
by JR Harris April 16, 2011
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book

An object that people place in front of their face in order to learn new information. Normally used by old people, however some younger people are seen placing these objects in front of their faces in order to intake new information. Also known as a text version of the internet.
Person 1: Damn my internet is down, how will I know what happens in the book "King Arthur", I can't get into spark notes!
Person 2: I think you just place it in front of your face and read it like you would a facebook status or a tweet.
Person 1: Oh, thanks dude! This is like text internet.
Person 2: Yeah man.
*Person 1 then falls asleep*
by xFrap March 3, 2011
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